The Collective Republic of Dux Milan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Ramses Pualani with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.946 billion Dux Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dux Milan. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dux Milanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,356 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dux Milan's national animal is the Zarpathian Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Dux Milan is ranked 6,459^th in the world and 7^th in Declansburg for Highest Food Quality, scoring 190.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.